Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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