As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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