I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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