You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
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I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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