You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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