one might say we're banned from that church
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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