Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
zippers are such a cool invention
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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