Having a random hookup so left but love u
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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