I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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