He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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