New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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