She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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