My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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