i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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