I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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