Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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