I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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