Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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