My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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