that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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