Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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