is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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