drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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