I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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