do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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