Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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