Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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