the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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