Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
