after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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