i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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