so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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