I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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