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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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(760): View more from California

Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty

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(407): View more from Florida

Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice

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peace be with you.

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(209): View more from California

Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.

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