"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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