She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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