I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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