So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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