Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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