And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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