I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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