We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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