i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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