I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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