You work out of a Hotel?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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