I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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