im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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