Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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