Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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