real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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