So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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