she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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