I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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