Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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