i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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